This Friday night, I’m hosting my monthly stand-up show with my dear friend and co-producer John Anderson. It’s called Heavy Metal Laser Plane. I love it. I love doing it and sharing the funniest people in New York with my friends. If you can come along, I promise you won’t regret it. We give you a great show. Ask anyone. It’s at Legion Bar in Williamsburg, and starts at 8pm. See you there, friend.
Here’s the invite:
“I love Wikipedia. I guess you’d call me a Wikipedophile! Oh, you’re leaving? OK.”
I love this picture. It was taken on a floating bar in the middle of the Hudson River. The guy in the shades is Casey James Salengo. The red hat dude is Chris Calogero. I’m gooning around in the middle. The photo was taken by Dee Guerreros. Looking at it makes me happy.
Jersey guys can make anywhere Jersey.
Like Braveheart said, you may take our lives, but you will never take our semi-autonomous status in a broader political union.
I love writing jokes for Comedy Central. There. I said it.
Everyone is on their own path, and also on the same path. So it’s somehow lonely AND jammed with traffic.
I hate that aioli went mainstream. That used to be our thing. We were aioli people. It’s not the same anymore.
If you’re in the East Village tonight, and feel like a fun “dessert” to cap off a great evening, come to UCB east for the midnight show. Burlesque, bands, great comedians, and me. It’s a wonderful, unique show. COME.