God I wish I’d written this tag line.
Wrote this for VICE.
Thank you for the sweet stories: Mark Normand, Adam Newman, Jordan Temple, George Gordon, Billy Anderson, Shalewa Sharpe, Matt Keck, Jeff Simmermon, J.c. Ratliff, Jamie Loftus, Lukas Kaiser, Petey DeAbreu, Maria Wojciechowski + Christine Meehan.
I’m tough to buy for, because I can never say what I really want. Land.
Pokemon Go seems like Grindr for Kids.
VICE has asked me to write a crowd-sourced story for them and I need your help. It’s about heckles and hecklers. What are the most memorable you’ve ever experienced? Did any actually get to you? Which ones were so absurd you can’t shake them? How did you respond in the moment?
Please share if you can, and/or tag people you think might have a great story. I want the best stuff that’s out there. Thanks in advance!
Americans keep asking why my country revolted against rule from Europe. With zero irony.
The U.K. has made a seismic choice to leave Europe. Let me reassure my fans: I will still be at the Hartford Funny Bone on July 21. #Brexit
Viva La Growing-Out-Of-Things.