An important message from the Chairman

This Friday night, I’m hosting my monthly stand-up show with my dear friend and co-producer John Anderson. It’s called Heavy Metal Laser Plane. I love it. I love doing it and sharing the funniest people in New York with my friends. If you can come along, I promise you won’t regret it. We give you a great show. Ask anyone. It’s at Legion Bar in Williamsburg, and starts at 8pm. See you there, friend.

Here’s the invite:


I love writing jokes for Comedy Central. There. I said it.

Aioli ennui


aioliI hate that aioli went mainstream. That used to be our thing. We were aioli people. It’s not the same anymore.

Performing at UCB East tonight

NotLying-Frankenstein_UCBeast_WEBIf you’re in the East Village tonight, and feel like a fun “dessert” to cap off a great evening, come to UCB east for the midnight show. Burlesque, bands, great comedians, and me. It’s a wonderful, unique show. COME.