New York needs a Statue of Responsibility.
What’s the deal with these hack premises? Have you seen these things?
TFW you find the business card that a coke dealer randomly handed you on the street.
Life is like an asshole. There’s room in it for everything you want.
Happy 4/20 babies.
I’m basically an anorexic with zero willpower.
Man, Scotland Green is funny. Love this dude.
What’s the “4/20” for meth?
It won’t be long before you hear this, said sincerely:
“I write emoji poetry.”