I want a butt-chin.
If “not feeling it” was an emotion, I’d be the considered the most passionate man on earth.
This calendar is a) real, and b) not made by me. We’re giving it away at tonight’s Heavy Metal Laser Plane. Come see us in Brooklyn tonight at 8pm.
This Friday night, I’m hosting my monthly stand-up show with my dear friend and co-producer John Anderson. It’s called Heavy Metal Laser Plane. I love it. I love doing it and sharing the funniest people in New York with my friends. If you can come along, I promise you won’t regret it. We give you a great show. Ask anyone. It’s at Legion Bar in Williamsburg, and starts at 8pm. See you there, friend.
Here’s the invite:
“I love Wikipedia. I guess you’d call me a Wikipedophile! Oh, you’re leaving? OK.”