So Mulaney is cancelled. I marvel at Hollywood. It can take any prime organic talent, and grind it into a flavorless shit patty.

Stock the fridge


Sadness is like a bad restaurant that’s always open.

I have to continually tell myself: “stock up the happy fridge”. “Put things in it that you value… like exercise, friendship, a full calendar of shows” etc. Otherwise, I lose myself. And then smash-cut to me, at that shitty diner, eating that same shitty sadness sandwich at 2am.

Rumble Strip Part II: Marnie Stern and Marnie the Dog

PicsArt_1413506279200It’s time for another RUMBLE STRIP, the comedy and storytelling show where musicians and stand-ups share their weirdest tales from life on the road.

Last time we had the Wu-Tang Clan’s Masta Killa and Andrew WK. Tonight, we go DOUBLE MARNIE:

Guests are guitar god MARNIE STERN (Kill Rock Stars) and world-famous Instagram dog MARNIE (300,000 followers and counting).

Our comedians are Paul Hooper, Adam Newman and other special guests. It’s FREE and it’s AWESOME. Come on down.