Justin Bieber has 17 songs in the Hot 100, beating The Beatles' record. Too early to say which act will have the greater impact on music.
— Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) November 24, 2015
Bob Hansen (@bobhansenjokes) is a former professional wrestler. You may know him better as Bob Thrash. He takes me into The Squared Circle.
I want calamari tonight. #squidgoals
My brain is a website and it has one troll and he’s me.
Me: I need to stop using food to deal with my problems.
Calendar: get ready for two giant holidays all about food!
Comic, writer and producer Ahri Findling (@theycallmeahri) was bullied as a child. Brutally bullied. But even if he could, he wouldn’t go back and change that fact. It made him who he was: a guy he (mostly) likes.
Doug Smith (@whodougsmith) is a comedian and a new father. Two months ago, his son Mason entered the world. The kid’s journey – from conception to EXTREMELY difficult birth – is a wild one. Doug tells it brilliantly. It’s a hairy ride with a happy ending. Enjoy.
A car's “check engine” light is there to tell you "the problem is in the place where everything is.”
— Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) November 3, 2015