Don’t talk to me before I have my meth.
That’s not my idea. It’s Viktor Frankl’s.
New York. A place that, wherever you’re standing, someone else also wants to stand there.
There’s too much “YES AND”-ing. We need more “THAT’S ENOUGH”-ing.
My brain is a website and it has one troll and he’s me.
A car's “check engine” light is there to tell you "the problem is in the place where everything is.”
— Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) November 3, 2015
Coffee. Black. Three sugars, four ibuprofen.
“Perhaps the public have forgotten about my wealth, prowess with women, or ability to deal drugs. I should remind them.” – every rapper